January 2012
11 posts
A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
resolutions
-pay off as much debt as possible -get fit (cliche, but whatever) -learn to paint my nails and wear make-up -go somewhere new
December 2011
19 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Ellie Goulding (8)
Mirah (6)
Elliott Smith (1)
Dane Bowers / True Steppers / Victoria Beckham (1)
JoJo (1)
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November 2011
1 post
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
The Blow (10)
Miley Cyrus (4)
Clipse (3)
SLIMKID3 (feat. DJ Nu-Mark) (3)
Jay-Z (3)
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October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
25 posts
4 tags
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
The Smiths (9)
Yeasayer (5)
Mirah (5)
Kate Bush (4)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (4)
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9 tags
Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday
just get me to Wednesday!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
Ellie Goulding (9)
Beastie Boys (3)
Earl Sweatshirt (2)
Mike Taylor (2)
The Chemical Brothers (1)
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2 tags
Mirah - Don’t Die in Me
All the time you...
next level
Me: I feel like I'm almost at the stage of crazy where I stand on street corners and yell at people
Meg: You already do that when someone litters
you know what's really shitty?
when really sad songs describe your life perfectly. but I guess that’s what it’s there for.
so instead I’ll listen to “lick my nuts” on repeat for awhile.
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